So I'm on the third book of the Fifty Shades series…
Originally posted by idereahellyeah
yeahskam:
watched 50sog for the first time last night. Counted a total of 23 cringes (ngl thought the number would be higher)
Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural
books-and-cookies:
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades Freed (part 9/9)
1. *praying to the gods of patience for the resolve to keep going* 2. I legit feel like it's been years since I've started 3. I'm like: "do you remember the times when dinosaurs roamed the earth and I started this gods forsaken book?"
4. BUT I THINK THIS IS THE LAST POST GUYS 5. I FEEL IT IN THE WATER, I FEEL IT IN THE EARTH, I SMELL IT IN THE AIR. MUCH THAT ONCE WAS IS LOST oops sorry wrong book universe 6. Have I told you there hasn't been a sex scene in dozens of pages? I FEAR THAT SOMETHING BIG IS COMING (lol *snort*) AND I AM NOT PREPARED 7. Ana: "Christian is really quite scary sometimes" – it took her 3 books to realize this I'm dead
8."riding him … riding him hard"
9. I'm sorry I had to. But also, you're welcome because Aragorn 10. Also, meadow sex 11. "My inner goddess drops into a dead faint." – IS SHE FINALLY DEAD DO I DARE HOPE
12. "Christian and I haven't been back in the playroom since I safe worded. And he's said he misses it. Well, so do I … especially now that he wants to explore my limits" – hello Ana, you're pregnant, I don't think flogging is a good idea, just sayin' 13. "He's been so forthcoming over the last few days, so attentive offering small insights into his day, his thoughts, his plans. It's as if he's breached a dam and started talking." 14. Truth time with Mary: this is the worrisome message of this book, that someone can be in an abusive relationship, can keep going and suffering through it all, in the hopes that they can change the person they're with, make them open up and that everything will be worth it in the end.
15."So you want to play?" he murmurs – can you feel the dread in my soul? 16. EPILOGUE 17. GUYSSSSSSSS 18. EPILOGUE 19. I CRY
20. IT HIT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M SO CLOSE 21. "The strands of the flogger skim across my swollen belly at an aching, languorous pace" – what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
22. I won't subject you to what I just read you're welcome 23. "Blip Two" – kid nr. 2 okay then (P.S. The epilogue is set in the future) 24. Christian: "I'm looking forward to the taste of breast milk again." – why 25. Why why why why
26. REMINISCING THE LAST 2 YEARS PLS STOP IT ALREADY STOP DRAGGING THIS OUT 27. Yes yes we know they're all a big happy family everything is peachy and unicorns and rainbows are everywhere pls stop 28."He grins and kisses me again. "I love you, Mrs. Grey." "I love you, too, Christian. Always." 29.The End 30. Guys 31.GUYS 32. THE END 33. OH MY GOD I DID IT I DID THE THING
34. I AM CRYING THIS HAS BEEN 2 YEARS IN THE MAKING
35. I actually finished this god forsaken series. I can't believe this.
36. I HAVE DONE THE LORD'S WORK. 37. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME. 38. Will I be reading Grey? Yes, I probably will. But for now, I can sleep easy that this is done and over with. 39. CHOCOLATE TIME.
40. Mary out.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades of Grey
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades Darker
Awesome! Now go read Grey.
elienafisher:
come on anastasia, Christian is more like a Playstation guy
HELLO INTERNET
books-and-cookies:
For the past… shit, almost two years, I have been slowly going through the Fifty Shades trilogy, compiling a list of reasons why people should just not read it. And today, after all this time, it is done. It is over. I have done the lord's work. You can find the posts for all three books here:
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades of Grey
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades Darker
Part 1Part 2 Part 3Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10Part 11
Things I have learned from Fifty Shades Freed
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9
You're all welcome.
Reblog to save a life
Originally posted by starrybrock
sugersweet03 said:
Your profile is way too opinionated. The people who think fifty shades of grey is about abuse and stuff is wrong. By judging your profile you probably only watched the movies and clearly haven't even read the books.
fiftyshadeskinkier:
"Every time you move tomarrow I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine." ~ Christian Grey
Originally posted by magobjects
merelypassingtime:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Fifty Shades of Grey was a Twilight fanfic, right?
And it ended with a short story retelling the initial meeting from the male protagonist's POV.
Now Twilight is retelling the initial meeting from the male protagonist's POV.
Does that make Midnight Sun a fanfic of fanfic of the original Twilight?
It makes it a piece of literature the world never asked for and will kill thousands of trees.
Originally posted by jonroxton
psychicwitchduck:
Classy in the streets, Freaky in the sheets!
otonymous:
Well, since you were kind enough to offer…👌🏼😆
Why not make him read "Grey"? I'd rather have him talking about his dick than his inner goddess and there.
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